Once again we as a nation are required to help the green shirts out their misery in the ongoing T20 World Cup.
You all are therefore requested to perform the following actions for the sake of Pakistan and Team Pakistan:
- Since there is no way in hell that Team Pakistan can reach the semi finals, finals and defend its title by itself, you are all requested to pray like there is no tomorrow.
- Start repenting for your sins and for the sins committed by Team Pakistan at least one hour before Pakistan and South Africa face off.
- Watch the match in a state of complete ablution while seated on a prayer mat.
- Instead of concentrating on watching the match, concentrate on praying hard with tears in your eyes.
- Contact a certified Voodoo Master or Witch Doctor and pay him to cast a horrible spell on the Proteas as to kill them, physically cripple them or temporary making them insane, whichever option is doable.
- Recite Holy Verses so our team concentrates on the match and not on the spectators or the cheerleaders and consequently does not drop any catches or misfields in a state of horniness.
- It is highly recommended that people should be in a state of Prostration all the while the match is in progress.
- Consider Proteas as the advocates of The Devil, curse and verbally abuse the crap out of them.
- If somehow Pakistan manages to reach the semis, it automatically becomes mandatory on everyone watching to feed two hungry poor people.
- The Semi Final should be watched only by people observing a fast.
If Pakistan does manage to reach the semi's, then the finals and miraculously defends its title then you are all allowed to party in the streets, raise the roof, let loose an orgy of public property destruction, cause a mayhem and disrupt traffic and let all hell break out because we are the champions of crazy, crazy champions indeed.
