What can i say about today's match, we all saw everything that went down happening live. Yet again, the thought of a victory over Australia proved to be nothing more than a mirage, an image which the brain forcibly creates and deceives the eyes into seeing but in reality it just does not exist. I now realize that cricket has evolved into a science, its not just a game anymore and the Aussie team is made up of researchers, physicians, surgeons and engineers, all the time, every time ready, willing and able to revive their team back to a state of victory regardless of the situation.
We had rightly prepared ourselves for the onslaught of the Aussie pace attack but we were left perplexed when it came to White and Hussey. Damn you, never say die, positively optimistic, run scoring machine Hussey, I hate you. I hate you for not giving up, I hate you for believing in yourself, I hate you for your hard work and dedication, I hate you for performing under a million Newton tons of pressure and I hate you for making everything wrong that Pakistan did right. I hate you for making the green grease on Umar Akmal's lips look bad, I hate you for taking you optimism out on the poor cricket ball and hitting is so hard that it went out of the ground three times in the last over consecutively, I hate you for kangaroo punching us, I hate you for bullying us but I hate you most for not letting us through to the finals even though we were the most deserving, two match winning, absolutely fantastic example of a dedicated cricket team.
Who the frick do you think you are Hussey? You were supposed to let your hopes die after white got out. After watching your performance it felt like determination and dedication had an abnormal child and named him Michael Hussey. You sir are abnormal, because normal people throw in the towel when the going gets too tough and the pressure seizes the brain from functioning. I hope your abnormal ass career dies a conspiracy engulfed, terribly horrific, politically motivated death.
We painstakingly managed to reach the semi's on the basis of charity left behind by the other teams, but sadly there wasn't any more left lying around to propel us into the finals.
I applaud Pakistan for finally showing some class and a fighting spirit, but i guess it was too little to late. Unfortunately for me, I find myself in a very sad situation where I have to bow my head to the greatness of the Kangaroos and hang my head in shame because that’s the only logical thing left to do.
P.S, after writing down my thoughts and re reading them i could not help but feel that something was missing and finally i realized what it was, i forgot to elaborate on Umar Akmal and his green lips. so here's something from me to Umar Akmal, i apologize to the old guy on American idol for messing with his self created every lasting melody which coincidentally is the best thing to come out of this season of American Idol:
Grease on the lips, grease on the lips, YO lookin like a fool with the grease on your lips
Friday, May 14, 2010
Stupid, Strict Translations
Following are some strictly literal Urdu to English Translations of commonly used sentences and famous movie dialogues :
- Lalay, Naukri kar, Ghulami na kar
- Pathan's son, job do, slavery no do
- Chotay, Chai la
- Junior, tea get
- Tamatar kaisay diay?
- Tomatoes how give
- kuch kam to karo
- some less to do
- Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein.
- Big Big Countries in this small small things happening
- Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai.
- Don for waiting eleven countries police Sonia, but this know DON to arrest difficult not only impossible is
- Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod par khushi nahi milti.... Par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chodte to hum mohabbat ka saath kyon chhode."
- love too life is like, every turn easy not, every turn on happiness not get... but when we life along not let go then we love along why let go
- Tum soch rahi hogi ki main yeh race kyo haar gaya. Main yeh race tumhare liye har gaya. Tumhi ne kaha tha na ki mere dad ke saamne ye iki, riki, piki sab fail ho jaate hai. Kabhi-kabhi kuch jitne ke liye kuch haarna padta hai Aur haar kar jitne wale ko Baazigar kehte hai.
- You thinking that me this race why lost. i this race for you lost, you only said no that my father in front this iki, riki, piki everything fails. Sometime sometime some winning for some lose have to and lost after winning is Baazigar called
- Mogambo khush hua
- Magambo happy is
- AAJ ....aaj ek zindagi aur jeelo .aaj ek hasin aur baathlo, aaj ek sapna aur dekhlo , aaj ek aason aur peelo
- Today... today one life more live. Today one smile more spread, today one dream more see, today one tear more drink
- Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai.
- This kids for playing for thing not, hand cut if then blood out comes is.
- Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho
- Mustache have like Nathulal like have... otherwise not have
- Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai
- Whole city me lion name knows
- Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hai – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do
- Police have your four directions from surrounded have - yourself you law to surrender to
- Chalti Ka Naam Gadi
- Moving is named car
- Mere Paas Maa Hai
- I near mother is
- Arrey oh sambha kitney admi they
- O yee Sambha how many men were
- Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai
- walk dhanno! today your basanti of respect for question is
- Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai
- we where standing, queue there begins from
- Rishtey main to hum tumhare baap lagte hain magar naam hai Shenshah
- Relation in I your father am but name is Shehshah
- Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain
- Law of hands lot long has
- Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna
- Basanti these dogs in front of not dance
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