There is a lot of hoo hah over the president's latest visit to UK and France. My sources have managed to get the inside scoop of what really went on during the official talks between our President and the Prime minister of UK. The following transcript details the conversation between Cameron and Zardari:
Cameron: Welcome to UK Mr President, i hope you enjoy your stay here
Zardari: Show me the money
Cameron: Mr President, Pakistan needs to stop supporting terrorists and what not
Zardari: I love the smell of freshly printed money
Cameron: Mr President, we are aware of the flood devastation and we will do everything to help Pakistan
Zardari: Oh yes flood, need lots of money, lots and lots of money to launch Bilawal
Cameron: Mr President, we need to be sure that the aid will not be misused.
Zardari: Benazir was murdered and you are worried about the aid being misused, if she would have been alive today, there would be no flood to begin with
Cameron: I understand your feelings but...
Zardari: Pound Khappay, Euro Khappay, Dollar Khappay
Cameron: I am sorry, i did not get that
Zardari: My children are without a mother, i was in the jail for eleven long years, i need the money
Cameron: But what does that have to do with Pakistan's current scenario?
Zardari: Money, money money, must be funny, in the rich man's world
Cameron: Mr president, i want you to know that i firmly stand by what i said while i was in India
Zardari: Who gives a shit, give me the money
Cameron: Mr President, we will need to make sure that the aid reaches the flood affected people and does not get looted
Zardari: Our soldiers and people of Pakistan are dying everyday in the war on terror and i am not getting enough money for it, no system only free money
Cameron: Mr President, the people of Pakistan are dying without proper, food shelter and basic necessities and you are here enjoying a vacation?
Zardari: To make money you need to spend some money and i am here spending Pakistan's money to make some money for myself, whats wrong with that?
Cameron: Ok Mr President, happy independence day in advance
Zardari: Thank you, It has been like two something years and i was thinking of getting married again, what do you think about me and Sarah Palin?
Cameron: No, I meant Pakistan's Independence day
Zardari: Pakistan Independent!!!, yeah right
