So, word on the street is that Osama had a little collection of porn hidden away in the compound/fortress. Well it makes sense, he had to watch something exciting besides watching himself on the TV and as luck would have it, the anchors and newscasters on Al-Jazeera are far away from being labeled as "eye candy". They have yet to disclose the particular category of porn found stashed away in the compound, but we can safely assume that it belonged to either one of the Bestiality, Old people, Gay or Rough category.
Now I know that people will say that it’s all cheap propaganda to defame an already notorious character but let’s not forget that OBL was human after all. He too had needs and greeds. And since he was on a self proclaimed, self righteous holy mission, he had holy urges to procreate little Osamas that would in turn frantically run around threatening to behead anything that moved. But alas, his dreams never saw the dawn of reality and his wives refused to raise little Osamas as warrior prince. This fact is evident from the will disclosed by the Kuwaiti newspaper in which Osama orders his sons to stay the hell away from Al-Qaeda, just to save face.
There is one more thing that fascinates me more than anything. It is revealed that he was hiding in this compound for the past 5 years and during those years he never once left the compound or went out. It’s simply amazing to know this because he had three wives in the compound so it’s three times the nagging and the complaining about “You never take me out” or “We were so outgoing during the time we spent in Afghanistan hiking and mountaineering etc”. If Osama has to be respected about something it has to be this amazing control over his wives. My god, I can’t even imagine the luxury of not going out and not being nagged crazy, continuously about it. I salute you Osama for this achievement, and well, for being able to hide your porn from three wives simultaneously. You really were a hide and seek champion from 1998 - 2011.
