Bravo boys, Bravo

Congratulations to team Pakistan for finally getting what it really deserved, getting almost kicked out of the T20 event. Seeing Pakistan lose restored my faith in divine justice, you reap what you sow.

Pakistan is on the brink of getting disgracefully eliminated and this is the only logical answer of its sucking, and man did Pakistan suck in this tournament, kind of broke all previous records of sucking by any team, not counting Afghanistan as they are pretty new to the game of cricket and sucking, but otherwise Pakistan did a wonderful job.

Afridi in the post match interview seemed quite happy and content with the performance of his team and himself and why not, all the Pakistani players are very sure of the fact that they are all indispensable and nothing they do or don't will affect their permanent spot in the team.

We surely would have made a complete mess of it all if it was Pakistan fielding on the last ball and the fielder was Saeed Ajmal. He not only would have dropped the catch but there would have over throws as well since Kamran Akmal would not have been able to collect the ball cleanly with his head shoved up his own ass and consequently not being able to see the ball, the bowler would have been standing in the middle of the pitch scratching his behind mimicking a chimpanzee, Afridi would have been preoccupied with the thoughts of which ad to do next and the rest of the numb nuts too busy in conspiring against Afridi or some other player.

Salman Butt tried to be a smart ass by shifting the spotlight on to poor Abdul Rehman, banishing, cursing and leaving a ugly scar on his remaining career. But what else can we accept from a player with the caliber and mindset of Salman Butt, a politically classic move by a not so classic dimwitted player.

The most annoying part of watching Team Pakistan getting the crap smacked out of it was watching it on Geo Super. Geo Super not only crossed the limits but it ventured into new depths of vulgar display and distasteful timing of advertisements. After every minute or a couple of balls the viewers were forced to watch the disgustingly inserted ads which were only adding insult to injury.

The only good thing to come of this T20 Event was Wasim Akram and his acting talent. Wasim bhai you have for sure proved that you are a much better actor than Shahid Afridi, much better by miles. Congratulations on achieving this milestone and conquering a new frontier. And congratulations to Shahid Afridi too for not being able to defend the title but at least he does not have any dandruff in his hair so it makes everything OK and since he has the best mobile connection in town, he can send everyone a SMS explaining what went wrong and how.

As for Pakistan another title, another honor and another great opportunity is about to bite the dust but who cares, not me for sure.

Stand up for the losers

I am not a devoted follower of cricket per se but whenever Pakistan is playing i do take some time out to watch, hoping to see Pakistan loose. I know this must be sounding very unpatriotic to the readers but for a moment stop being patriotic and think from a rational point of view. Does Pakistan really deserve to win big titles with such players and performance? The answer is a plain, simple and honest no.

Luck might favor the brave but victory favors hard work. Pakistan did not and does not deserve to win while riding on the shoulders of luck alone, the glory of being crowned victorious belongs to them who keep their feet firmly planted on the foundation of hard work and dedication.

Do we ever see the players of Australia, South Africa or England complaining about luck or hidden elements of nature? no we don't, why, because hard work triumphs luck most of the time, the only team fit to curse luck is South Africa and we don't see them doing that at all, never ever.

Only cowards and sore losers blame others and other things for their failures and short comings, real men take steps to avoid failures and set backs and when they are faced with failure they do not give lame excuses to cover their own faults.

In today's match the run out of Afridi was a classic and repetitive example of a cricketer having suicidal tendencies. But that's not all, Saeed Ajmal takes the cake for being the hero for England. Thank God he is able to hold on to his set own set of balls better then a cricket ball. I wonder if and when the management of the Pakistani cricket team sends him off to England or any other foreign country to get him examined for the holes in his hands. But will he or we learn anything from it? No way, we are too proud a team, a team of Talentless, Money Hungry Fame Whores.

Whenever i see the manipulative face of Kamran Akmal my blood starts to boil, i don't understand, why the hell is he still in the team. How hard is it for a keeper to collect the ball cleanly and hit the stumps. Why don't Sangakara or Brandon Mc Cullum act like morons while in the field. Why is Pakistan the only team to be bestowed with this honor of having a moronic under qualified wicket keeper.

Now for the cherry on the cake, we have a notorious match fixer himself as a fielding coach. Having known this fact and mentioned it here i believe i should stop writing because it all makes perfect sense now, the coach, the players and the fielding.

Congratulations to England for being the better team and playing a better game, lets see what excuse our great captain comes up with in his press conference.