NO BALL THACKERY

There resides in India a bloody imbecile who goes by the name of Bal Thackery and he thinks he is the master of all things Indian and Hinduism. This absolutely good for nothing mega moron thinks it is alright for him to mess with the minds of the Pakistani Cricket Team by giving them lame threats and throwing some verbal abuse with no substance whatsoever. Well Mr Bal Thackery, let me be the first one to inform you that you sir are an old, wrinkled, wanna be gangster jackass that shits his dhoti in fear every time someone merely mentions Dawood Ibrahim. And since your family members, private servants and mindless zombies whom you term as you followers were sick, tired and almost puked in disgust because of your unannounced bowel movements, made you wear yellow clothes simply to hide and cover the shit stains tainting your demeanor. But that only enraged you more and you started spewing shit right out of your mouth.  

But all is not bad about Mr Thackery, he is indeed a living legend, a live example of a transformation of a man from an ass to to complete asshole. See the below pictures for the proof:

From Left to Right: See the transformation in action from a black and white ass cheek to a full blown asshole

The above picture clearly depicts the process of transformation beginning from the good old black and white pic of a not so good ass cheek to a complete, but again brutally abused, as in a gay gang rape, asshole. I've heard from credible sources that they only make him wear clothes to hide his habit of shitting willy nilly because, without his clothes on, it is very difficult for people to make out where is face ends and where is actual ass begins. On more than one occurrences, one of his mindless, retard zombie of a follower was caught with his face buried deep in Mr Thackery's ass and when inquired about this utterly disgusting incidence the devotee's reply was, i was simply trying to kiss his face but it was not known to me that someone had just changed his diaper and had washed his tush and there was no way for me to tell his face apart from his butt but i did wonder about the smell and i said to myself, may be he hasn't brushed his teeth in a while or maybe its because of all the shit he spews.When Mr Thackery was asked why he did not stop his devotee from doing so his reply was, hey if he wants to kiss my money maker then let him, i need money for all the ass wipes and adult diapers.    

I think this would suffice as the biography of Mr Bal Thackery, but i should warn all my readers that some moron has posted a fake biography of the shit covered ass known as Bal Thackery on wikipedia. I request you all to please report that biography as fake. Oh and i completely forgot to ask you all a question, what would Mr Bal Thackery be called if it was proved that he is a pedophile? Bal Thockery ( Bal in hindi means a young boy and Thockery, well, i will leave it up to you to figure that out)
 

The Shitty Hierarchy

The Shitty Hierarchy

Wah Re Raymond Davis

Kya khoob mere sheher main insaaf hua hai,
Ek khoon baha bhee hai to phir mu'aaf hua hai,
Aey qaum teri Qismat mai Izzat hai na Ghairat,
Sharminda hoon k kyun Is raaz say parda utha hai !!!!!!
 

Majority VS Minority VS Socialism

This incident was narrated to be by a friend of mine and I, in-turn am narrating it in my own words:

There was this economics professor at a local college who one day made a strange statement in front of his students that he had never failed a single student before because he was too kind to break the heart of any of his students but had to fail an entire class because of a project that he had given to his students.

The project was to debate whether socialism was the way to go for nations to become better and prosper. Almost the entire class was in favor of socialism since the class insisted that socialism works on all levels and is a great equalizer. It makes all the people equal by eliminating the rich from the rich and by eliminating the poor from the poor.

The professor did not agree with this notion and said, "OK, let’s have an experiment on socialism. From now on I will grade every student based on average i.e. all grades would be averaged so that no one fails, but no one will receive an A either. The class agreed and went on with their business.

After the first test, the professor averaged the grades everyone got a B. But this was very upsetting for the students who had studied very hard in hopes of getting an A and the same B was very uplifting for the students who studied little.

As the time of the second test came, the back row students who weren’t into studying to begin with, studies even less and the students who were previously studying hard decided that they too need to blow off some steam instead of studying. As a result of this, the second test average was a D! Every student was left with a long face.

Time came for the third and worst test of them all and it resulted in an average of F. The grades never got better since everyone was busy bickering, blaming and name-calling. All the students had hard feelings and none of them was willing to study to benefit the other students.

The professor then told them that this is why socialism would never succeed as a system. It is not because of something wrong with the system but it has to do with a lot of wrongs in the people. When the reward is great, the effort to succeed should be great too but, when the government takes on itself to take the reward away or reward everyone equally, no one tries to succeed because everyone is banking on someone else to try hard for him.

In short you cannot end poverty by taking the wealth away from the wealthy. What one person receives without working, could never be equal to a person working for it and not receiving it. In order for the government to give something it has to first take the same thing from someone else. When the majority of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the minority is doing it for them, it results in anarchy. And when the minority decides to stop working for the majority it results in chaos. And that is end of any Nation, no matter how great their past was or how superb their present is. Unfortunately, nature did not provide us with any formula where we can multiply wealth by dividing it.