NO BALL THACKERY

There resides in India a bloody imbecile who goes by the name of Bal Thackery and he thinks he is the master of all things Indian and Hinduism. This absolutely good for nothing mega moron thinks it is alright for him to mess with the minds of the Pakistani Cricket Team by giving them lame threats and throwing some verbal abuse with no substance whatsoever. Well Mr Bal Thackery, let me be the first one to inform you that you sir are an old, wrinkled, wanna be gangster jackass that shits his dhoti in fear every time someone merely mentions Dawood Ibrahim. And since your family members, private servants and mindless zombies whom you term as you followers were sick, tired and almost puked in disgust because of your unannounced bowel movements, made you wear yellow clothes simply to hide and cover the shit stains tainting your demeanor. But that only enraged you more and you started spewing shit right out of your mouth.  

But all is not bad about Mr Thackery, he is indeed a living legend, a live example of a transformation of a man from an ass to to complete asshole. See the below pictures for the proof:

From Left to Right: See the transformation in action from a black and white ass cheek to a full blown asshole

The above picture clearly depicts the process of transformation beginning from the good old black and white pic of a not so good ass cheek to a complete, but again brutally abused, as in a gay gang rape, asshole. I've heard from credible sources that they only make him wear clothes to hide his habit of shitting willy nilly because, without his clothes on, it is very difficult for people to make out where is face ends and where is actual ass begins. On more than one occurrences, one of his mindless, retard zombie of a follower was caught with his face buried deep in Mr Thackery's ass and when inquired about this utterly disgusting incidence the devotee's reply was, i was simply trying to kiss his face but it was not known to me that someone had just changed his diaper and had washed his tush and there was no way for me to tell his face apart from his butt but i did wonder about the smell and i said to myself, may be he hasn't brushed his teeth in a while or maybe its because of all the shit he spews.When Mr Thackery was asked why he did not stop his devotee from doing so his reply was, hey if he wants to kiss my money maker then let him, i need money for all the ass wipes and adult diapers.    

I think this would suffice as the biography of Mr Bal Thackery, but i should warn all my readers that some moron has posted a fake biography of the shit covered ass known as Bal Thackery on wikipedia. I request you all to please report that biography as fake. Oh and i completely forgot to ask you all a question, what would Mr Bal Thackery be called if it was proved that he is a pedophile? Bal Thockery ( Bal in hindi means a young boy and Thockery, well, i will leave it up to you to figure that out)