Thursday, September 2, 2010

Suicide Blogger

Have you ever thought about what would happen if bloggers were brainwashed into becoming extremist, fundamentalist terrorist's?.What harm, pain and suffering would they be able to inflict on the common man and to what extent? Now using or misusing various modern day acronyms i will try to paint a scenario where blogs and bloggers are humanity's worst nightmare and are considered to be public enemy number 1:

A News Caster on CNN breaking the following news:
TBP = Tehreek-e-Bloggeraan Pakistan an offshoot of Afghani Bloggers claims responsibility for the deadly verbal attack in Karachi.

President Bush vows to take a strong stance against the Axis of Adjectives

The CIA submits its reports on finding Sentences of mass destruction in Iraq to the Congress

We fear that Noun Weapons and Verb Bombs could fall into the wrong blogger's hands in Pakistan: President Obama

Saddam Hussain has warned that if America decides to invade Iraq, it would take him just one click to update his blog and unleash the fury via RSS feeds

According to our overseas correspondent in Afghanistan Wordpress Umar is the spiritual commander of the Afghan Bloggers and Blogspot Mehsud is the leader of Tehreek-e-Bloggeraan Pakistan both sharing a common bond and love of a mutual target, to beat the infidel's blog in back links and securing the top spot in search results

Al-Qontent is the extremist element in the ranks of the Afghan bloggers which is held responsible for the epic demise of the fundamentalist afghan blogger regime. Al-Qontent is accused for carrying out various Black Hat SEO techniques on numerous blogs causing the Page Rank of the said blogs to tumble down: APP Sources

Osama dustbin Laden is the chief blogger and Ayman az Zawahiri is the official editor and proof reader of Al-Qontent

The captured blogger has disclosed valuable information regarding his training as a Suicide Blogger, when asked about the training he said, during my training i was taught how to use alphabets to assemble words and sentences and how to use them in a deadly and ferocious way to cause maximum psychological damage whenever the text comes in contact with the human eyes and as well as physical damage through paper cuts if someone was to print my block of text on a piece of paper.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Post-traumatic stress syndrome on a national level

A war is a very easy thing to fight on another people’s lands. And killing other Muslims children, mothers, fathers and relatives in the name of Allah is preferable to killing your own family, but wrong.

The west’s position was clear as stated by George W. Bush in 2004 "We are fighting these terrorists with our military in Afghanistan and Iraq and beyond so we do not have to face them in the streets of our own cities."

Equally clear is Osama bin Laden strategy of a war of attrition against the United States and the west. The plan was instituted on 9/11/2001 in New York. Afghanistan was to become the first major battleground and with the help of American neo-conservatives Iraq the second. There is no evidence that Afghans were ask if they would like have their country become a battleground, including the Taliban. In Iraq one could argue that while neo-conservatives and al-Qaeda have different goals they have complimented each other’s ambitions.

Regardless, what is troubling in this conflict between the nations of the west and the wealthy Arabia princes is the cost paid by innocent Muslims in Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia, Iraq and Afghanistan.

The supporters of terrorism tactics defend terrorism as a counter to the advance weapon system of the western armies, which they lured into poor Islamic countries to fight.

Their focus being:

Subjugation of all Muslim cultures and the destruction of all Muslim opposition.
Advancement of their reinterpretation of Islam.
"If the enemy mounts a wall of civilians in front of government or military offices, they must be killed first." Osama bin Laden states to his followers. However, the majority of attacks are against Pashtuns, Iraqis, Afghanis, and Pakistanis, civilians who are being killed to bring them into submission through fear.

Suicide bombings attacks have primary focused on Muslims in these countries.

Pakistani journalist Imtiaz Gul reported Saudi born al-Qaeda commander Abu Nasir al-Qahtani answer to the whether suicide bombing was Islamic and why only Afghanistan and Pakistan were targets of such attacks. "We receive funds from Arab countries, therefore, we cannot carry out any attack there, if we commit any wrong there, they will stop the supply of funds to us." His use of the word wrong is a clear statement as to whether suicide bombing is Islamic.

The west’s war was has never fought much of a war against the tactic of terrorism, but left that responsibility Muslims.

Their focus being:

Destruction of Muslims who employ terrorist tactics and their supporters.
Advancement of western ideology
The west stated they were in a war against terrorism but have failed to define terrorism. The reason being governments are just as likely to kill a wall of innocent Muslims pursuing an enemy as those they call terrorist. Powerful governments do not like to create standards of behavior in war for fear of being held accountable for their own conduct in war.

Innocent victims of a drone fired hellfire missile suffer the same misery as from a suicide bomber attack. No surviving victim engages in moral arguments as to who had the moral authority to kill their family members or maim them.

It is imperative that Muslim governments find the means to facilitate the removal of Muslim and western foreign combatants from their nations.

Editor
www.al-sout-al-bari.org

Armageddon Ali said...

Thank You Mr EDITOR for taking the time out and posting such a long but informative comment