Pakistan has been constantly facing biological warfare from India for the past almost 10 years or so and this war is being fought in a very sophisticated way through a lifeless and seemingly harmless apparatus known as Television or the Idiot Box. Because i get Star Plus on my cable service i would insist on calling my T.V as an Idiot Box simply because whenever star plus is on, it makes my T.V look like an Idiot. And not the good kind of Idiot as in 3 Idiots but an Idiot Idiot.
But things only get worse from here, not only do the Indian channels make my T.V look bad, the serials or soap operas being aired on them can easily kill anyone with a brain by giving them a Brain Hemorrhage, thankfully i don't have the habit of watching such over the line dimwitted programs.
But all is not well, i fear for my family as my wife and my mom are simply addicted to them, and i fear that they might get effected by Brain Hemorrhage or at least get dumber and dumber if they keep on watching such non sense making, pretend goody goody, religiously subliminal trashy programming.
A couple of days ago me and THE wife got into an argument over the remote control of the T.V and the remote being in her possession, i was forced to watch a serial with her. But as soon as my brain realized the catastrophic situation, it went blank, fortunately because of all the wonderful documentaries and quality reading my brain has programmed itself to not accept and save any trash or rubbish.
While watching the serial i could literally and figuratively feel my brain cells committing suicide, my wit being dimmed, my common sense being violated and got the distinct feeling of my intelligence being raped. And it was then that a whole new dimension of the term "SERIAL Rapist" became visible to me. Before i started to bleed out of my eyes and ears, i stopped watching, just to live another day.
The serial was poorly directed, ridiculously scripted, over acted by every actor, lacking any concept of any kind, was far away from any ground reality and made absolutely no sense what so ever at all.
The Dialogues were poorly written, the women were always crying, the men were always in the house but their business went on smoothly without any problems or any need of their presence, all of the cast members lived in huge lavish mansions, the men have nothing better to do then to participate in womanly affairs, the stupid twists in the story, Plastic surgeries and narrow escapes from death every time but the most strange thing was how the characters greeted each other in a typical hindush way was perplexing to say the least.( i have been to India myself many times and i have yet to see any real person greeting or being greeted the way they show in their serials).
The makers of such serials are bona fide superior quality Douche-bags, but what anger's me the most is they think the audience is made up of complete dumb asses who would gladly watch their serials and let them make a complete fool out of themselves at their own expense. Cultural media war fare is one thing but trashy T.V, now that's just insulting and ludicrous.
I am sure there are many people out there who share the same views as i do but keep in mind i was compelled to write about this after watching only one episode of one serial, and i am sure the people who are forced to watch these serials regularly would have a lot more and a lot worse to say about the lame serials being aired on star plus and other Indian channels.
Practice safe viewing (wear ear plugs and blindfolds)to avoid STD's (Satellitically Transmitted Diseases)spread by the Indian T.V channels, may God save us all from Brain Hemorrhage and other diseases spread by the Indians now and always. (Amen)
