Main Shayar to Nahi (I.T Mix)

Main coder to nahin
(Main coder to nahin, magar ae framework
Jab se use kia maine tujhko
Mujhko programming aa gai)
Main tester to nahin, magar ae application
jab say test kia main tujhko
mujhko testing aa gayi

Main coder to nahin
(Language ka naam maine suna tha magar
Syntax kya hai, yeh mujhko nahin tha khabar)
Main to uljha raha amateur ki tarha
source main ghusa raha eik bug ki tarah
main error to nahin
main error to nahin, magar ae test environment
jab se dekha maine tujhko
mujhko bug fixing aa gayi

Main coder to nahin
(Sochta hoon agar main overwrite maarta
Backup utha kar k tawaan maangta)
Jab se black mail tujhko main karne laga
tab se jaise ameer main honay laga
Main data theif to nahi
Main data theif to nahi, magar ae open database
Jab se dekha maine tujhko
Mujhko data migration aa gayi

Main coder to nahin magar ae framework
Jab se use kia maine tujhko
Mujhko programming aa gai
Main coder to nahin

Social Sharabi Nerd

Inteha Ho Gayi Intezaar Ki
Aayi Na koi email Mere Yaar Ki
Yeh hamain hai yaqeen
Offline woh nahi
Phir wajah kia hui
No Reply ki

SMS Jo Hain Us k
Waisay SMS kisi aur k nahi
Woh Hai Meri friend aur main us ka friend Myspace pay
Saath Saath Hai Woh Mere Facebook aur Orkut pay
Friends List Mein Woh Nahin Toh Kuchh Nahin Hai Meri list Mein

Band na ho jaay yeh tweets twitter Ki

Inteha Ho Gayi Intezaar Ki
Aayi Na koi email Mere Yaar Ki
Yeh hamain hai yaqeen
Offline woh nahi
Phir wajah kia hui
No Reply ki

Ho Oooo Mere Sajana Lo Main online ho Gayi
Block nahi ho, kyun ho daray sehmay
Layi Hoon Main Tere Liye IM Mera
Dil Yahi Maange chat history Kabhi Ho Na fanaa
Mera Hai Mera Hi Rahe Messenger Tera
Yeh Meri online presence Hai Teri

Tu Mera Farmville
Main hoon neighbor teri
O Mere Sajana Lo Main online ho Gayi

Facebook pay Ban Ke Andhere Dhale Bujh Gaye ehtijaaj Bhale
Account active kia to jaan main jaan aayi
Status update say page sajay sary groups Jagay
Video aur photos main tag karkay tujhay Sharmaayi
Chaa Gayi Phir bahar friend requests ki

Woh Ghadi Kho Gayi Intezaar Ki
Aa Gayi ab Speed DSL Ki
Yeh Nasha Yeh Khushi Ab Na Kam Ho Kabhi

Na paray kabhi zaroorat "Forgot Password Ki"

(My apologies to the writer and composer for messing with their master piece)

Remix This!!!!

Vacancy Announcement

A scantily clad, desperate for recognition/attention, willing to do anything to get a little of  her face and a lot of other private parts on T.V, skank is needed for a remix video. Girls with little or no self esteem, suicidal tendencies due to inferiority complex should immediately send in their Portfolios ( nude or at least revealing is preferred) to give us a chance to get into their pants vis-a-vis on the casting couch. To apply, your age must be above 18 and below 25, no fatty's please, the less experienced the better so freshers are strongly encouraged to apply,  send in your pretend "Resumes" ( indicating your age, height, weight and moral ethics) to me@gettingsometail.com. We do not discriminate on the basis of ethnicity, color, race or language. But we do discriminate where it matters the most, Men are strictly not allowed, not even crazy gay ones, Feminists are not welcome at all, Conservative goody two shoes need not apply and Sentimental bitches with STD's, stay the hell away from us.

This is how i picture the ad given by Indian producers and directors of remix videos whenever they are about to commit debauchery by taking a rare, classic master piece and beating the soul out of its melody by "remixing" it.

So you want to recycle something old  into something new by adding some modern touches and spices, OK go forth, but why the heck do you insist on insulting the artists and composers who made the original by shooting a trashy, D-Grade, obscenely vulgar video of that song. Isn't it enough that you have robbed the creator of his creation and made a fool of the genius who created the original? but No, you go one step forward and kill the audio appeal along with its visual appeal as well, all in the name of  pepping it up.

Just because you think that you have some talent doesn't necessarily mean its true. I firmly believe that DJ this and DJ that who are thought of as the masters of remixes are actually anything but musicians, just because i know how to hold a cricket bat does not make me a batsman, similarly knowing how to play a musical instrument does not make any one a musician let alone capable of having the talent to monkey with a classic set of musical notes.

I know Mother Earth needs us to Recycle but in the case of Recycling music, i bet Mother Nature would feel a lot better if we decide not to Recycle at all and let the Polluted old music live.

Awesome I.T Songs of All Time

My Code Will Go On – Celine Dion

Right Here Testing for You – Richard Marx

(Every Project I Do) I Do It For You – Bryan Adams

Nothing’s Gonna Change My Code For You – Glenn Medeiros

I Will Always Lead You – Whitney Houston

The Sound of Software – Simona & Garfunkel

I Just Coded To Say I Love You – Stevie Wonder

I Still Haven't Found the requirements - U2

Come Code With Me - Frank Sinatra

Programmers Working Overtime - XTC

Project Will Keep Us Together - the Captain and Tennille

If I Can't Change Your Requirements - Sugar

Bittersweet SDLC - the Verve

I Heard It Through The SRS - Marvin Gaye

Everybody's Coding - Harry Nilsson

Take Me To The Server - Al Green

Sympathy For The Client - Rolling Stones

The Project In The Bubble - Paul Simon

Papa Was A Project Manager - the Temptations

Ain't Too Proud To Test - the Temptations

Last Great American Bug - Lou Reed

Back In Linux - AC/DC

I Feel The Requirements Move - Carole King

You Should Be Coding - Bee Gees

Big Portal, No Hits - Randy Newman

That's The Way (I Nuke It) - KC and The Sunshine Band



More to come soon