Showing posts with label IT humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IT humor. Show all posts

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Upcoming Horror Movies in the IT Sector

The bugs have eyes

I know what you coded last summer

I still know what you coded last summer

Evil Code

The Haunted Software

Codeophobia

The Psycho Project Manager

OCD - Obsessive Coding Disorder

Project on Elm Street

The Insane Tester

The Blair Witch Project Manager

The Blog

Rosemary's Code

QAcula

The Exorcism of Emily's Code

Invasion of the Data Snatchers

Dr. Code and Mr. QA

Night of the Living Errors

Frankerrorstein

The Phantom of the Database

I'll post more as soon as i think of some

(Originally posted on 4/14/2010, updated on 29/01/2011)

Tadapta Client

Developer ki Maut

Katil Manager


Shaitani Requirement

Blackbox ka khauf

Sadma error ka

Pyasa Coder

Monday, May 17, 2010

Messing with Celine Dion

Every night in my dreams
I design you, I develop you
That is how I know the project will go on

Far across the frame works
And the languages between them,
The requirements keep going on and on

Near, far, however connected you are
I believe that the internet goes on
Once more you open the source
To review and Audit my code
That is how I know the project will go on

A Beta version launches just one time
And can last for a long time
And never let go till the client's gone

Leadership was when I led you
One true time I ruled you
In that time the Design Patterns went on

Near, far, however connected you are
I believe that the internet goes on
Once more you open the source
To review and Audit my code
That is how I know the project will go on

The Support team is here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that the hacking attempts will go on
We'll stay forever behind a virus scanner
You are safe on my protected Rom's
And that's how I know the project will go on and on