Thursday, March 17, 2011

Wah Re Raymond Davis

Kya khoob mere sheher main insaaf hua hai,
Ek khoon baha bhee hai to phir mu'aaf hua hai,
Aey qaum teri Qismat mai Izzat hai na Ghairat,
Sharminda hoon k kyun Is raaz say parda utha hai !!!!!!

 

Friday, March 11, 2011

Majority VS Minority VS Socialism

This incident was narrated to be by a friend of mine and I, in-turn am narrating it in my own words:

There was this economics professor at a local college who one day made a strange statement in front of his students that he had never failed a single student before because he was too kind to break the heart of any of his students but had to fail an entire class because of a project that he had given to his students.

The project was to debate whether socialism was the way to go for nations to become better and prosper. Almost the entire class was in favor of socialism since the class insisted that socialism works on all levels and is a great equalizer. It makes all the people equal by eliminating the rich from the rich and by eliminating the poor from the poor.

The professor did not agree with this notion and said, "OK, let’s have an experiment on socialism. From now on I will grade every student based on average i.e. all grades would be averaged so that no one fails, but no one will receive an A either. The class agreed and went on with their business.


After the first test, the professor averaged the grades everyone got a B. But this was very upsetting for the students who had studied very hard in hopes of getting an A and the same B was very uplifting for the students who studied little.

As the time of the second test came, the back row students who weren’t into studying to begin with, studies even less and the students who were previously studying hard decided that they too need to blow off some steam instead of studying. As a result of this, the second test average was a D! Every student was left with a long face.

Time came for the third and worst test of them all and it resulted in an average of F. The grades never got better since everyone was busy bickering, blaming and name-calling. All the students had hard feelings and none of them was willing to study to benefit the other students.

The professor then told them that this is why socialism would never succeed as a system. It is not because of something wrong with the system but it has to do with a lot of wrongs in the people. When the reward is great, the effort to succeed should be great too but, when the government takes on itself to take the reward away or reward everyone equally, no one tries to succeed because everyone is banking on someone else to try hard for him.

In short you cannot end poverty by taking the wealth away from the wealthy. What one person receives without working, could never be equal to a person working for it and not receiving it. In order for the government to give something it has to first take the same thing from someone else. When the majority of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the minority is doing it for them, it results in anarchy. And when the minority decides to stop working for the majority it results in chaos. And that is end of any Nation, no matter how great their past was or how superb their present is. Unfortunately, nature did not provide us with any formula where we can multiply wealth by dividing it.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Good One


Saturday, February 5, 2011

Very Lucrative Vacancy

To whom it may concern,

There is a very lucrative position lying vacant in Tunisia and Egypt for the person who's good at Kissing Ass. The degenerate incumbent will be responsible for sucking up to the American Presidency and protecting Israeli interests all over the world. In return, the American puppet will be honored with the opportunity to become the unlawful President of either Tunisia or Egypt, and will get every opportunity to loot and plunder his country and the people living in that country. Protection of Israeli interests is mandatory regardless of how many human lives are sacrificed in achieving this goal. 

The last person we hired as the President of Tunisia also worked as a pimp for Europe for 23 years straight, supplying them with girls for brothels, pubs and sex slaves trade. He made a butt load of dollars from doing this, so we recommend that you polish your pimping skills by being a pimp of your own mother, sister, or daughter before applying. 

The last person we hired as the President of Egypt was given then unmatched opportunity to oppress the people of Egypt for 30 years straight. Not only did he oppress the people of Egypt, but he also enjoyed the sight of dieing Palestinians without food, water and medical supplies. The reason we are telling you all this is because we want you to realize the competition and the size of the shoes that you will be filling. But remember this, even after you work your ass off for us, in case of a popular uprising from the people we will not come to cover your ass. Our contract with you is only till you are in power, after which we have no use for you. So make sure that you remain in power till you die by doing anything and everything possible to please us and make use of every opportunity to displease god.  

The interested delinquent should immediately contact the nearby US Embassy and demonstrate his/her sucking skills in person, in front of and on the US Ambassador. The test of sucking up skills is mandatory for all candidates as the future of your employment depends solely on this skill. Is is therefore highly recommended that all the hopeful applicants should first practice this skill of theirs on blow up dolls or on a banana. After going through the suction test, the incumbent can send his complete and updated CV containing all his/her previous criminal records to iwantokissurass@USpresident.com

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Upcoming Horror Movies in the IT Sector

The bugs have eyes

I know what you coded last summer

I still know what you coded last summer

Evil Code

The Haunted Software

Codeophobia

The Psycho Project Manager

OCD - Obsessive Coding Disorder

Project on Elm Street

The Insane Tester

The Blair Witch Project Manager

The Blog

Rosemary's Code

QAcula

The Exorcism of Emily's Code

Invasion of the Data Snatchers

Dr. Code and Mr. QA

Night of the Living Errors

Frankerrorstein

The Phantom of the Database

I'll post more as soon as i think of some

(Originally posted on 4/14/2010, updated on 29/01/2011)

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