The hate loving race of Super Morons are at it again and this time they have decided to use facebook as their weapon of mass anger. The simple question here is what are they aiming to achieve by doing all this? Is it fame, fortune or just the thought of angering the much docile Muslims enough to motivate them to perpetrate a heinously blasphemous act like this. They are doing this in the name of freedom of speech and as a reaction to Comedy Central’s decision to censor an episode of South Park with depictions of Prophet Muhammad [PBUH].
But is it really considered Freedom of Speech if your speech hurts, demeans or belittles a particular group, people or race? I beg to differ. The United States is protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and by many state constitutions and state and federal laws.
There are exceptions to these general protections, including the Miller test for obscenity, child pornography laws, speech that incites imminent danger, and regulation of commercial speech such as advertising.
Even if the concept of Freedom of Expression and Speech is not clear to some dumb retards, why is it that the K.K.K are disliked and banned? They are just expressing what they feel is right. Why are people forced to accept Holocaust as a reality and denying it is considered as a crime in many countries, if i choose to believe that there was no such thing as holocaust, I would be promptly labeled as a Jew hating Maniac.
Muslims all over God's green earth have every right to protest against this insane behavior of some individuals who just want to incite Muslims into doing something terrifyingly BIG. And if any such thing happens the world as we know it will once again blame the Muslims and launch war on terror version 2.0.
Facebook itself on the other hand is doing its part in supporting this nasty, worthless cause. Even after Facebook received least 35,000 abuse reports (i can bet my life that the numbers must be quadrupled by now) it very conveniently decided to ignore it all when it is on record that Facebook banned a Anti Semitic Page with-in 20 minutes of its reporting by Jews.
Facebook is governed under its Terms of Services. Item 3.7 of Facebook TOS says “You will not post content that: is hateful, threatening, or pornographic; incites violence; or contains nudity or graphic or gratuitous violence” but on this occasion Facebook itself is violating its TOS and for what? A cause as worthless as a pile of shit resting beneath 500 feet of Rock-bottom resting on top of a 1000 layers of disgusting crap.
Many Muslim countries have already banned that page or facebook altogether along with other social media websites, and almost all the Muslim users except for the lame liberal losers have already deactivated their accounts on facebook or will not use facebook on the 18th, 19th and 20th May as a means to record their protest against the sick twisted, double standard policy of facebook and that is the most right and honorable thing to do given the current circumstances. If facebook had chose to act diligently and ban the crap out of that sad little pathetic page in the early days this entire scenario could have been easily avoided.
I have already deactivated my account by giving facebook the finger along with this message:
I am deactivating my account to record my protest against the double standard policies of facebook. An Anti Semitic page gets removed immediately but a page insulting and committing blasphemy against the greatest personality known to mankind Muhammad (S.A.W.W) goes unnoticed and continues to spread hatred against Muslims all over the world. This has to end and we will make it end now.
The WEB GIANT known as Facebook needs to be taught the age old lesson now, the BIGGER you are, the HARDER you fall.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
Messing with Celine Dion
Every night in my dreams
I design you, I develop you
That is how I know the project will go on
Far across the frame works
And the languages between them,
The requirements keep going on and on
Near, far, however connected you are
I believe that the internet goes on
Once more you open the source
To review and Audit my code
That is how I know the project will go on
A Beta version launches just one time
And can last for a long time
And never let go till the client's gone
Leadership was when I led you
One true time I ruled you
In that time the Design Patterns went on
Near, far, however connected you are
I believe that the internet goes on
Once more you open the source
To review and Audit my code
That is how I know the project will go on
The Support team is here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that the hacking attempts will go on
We'll stay forever behind a virus scanner
You are safe on my protected Rom's
And that's how I know the project will go on and on
I design you, I develop you
That is how I know the project will go on
Far across the frame works
And the languages between them,
The requirements keep going on and on
Near, far, however connected you are
I believe that the internet goes on
Once more you open the source
To review and Audit my code
That is how I know the project will go on
A Beta version launches just one time
And can last for a long time
And never let go till the client's gone
Leadership was when I led you
One true time I ruled you
In that time the Design Patterns went on
Near, far, however connected you are
I believe that the internet goes on
Once more you open the source
To review and Audit my code
That is how I know the project will go on
The Support team is here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that the hacking attempts will go on
We'll stay forever behind a virus scanner
You are safe on my protected Rom's
And that's how I know the project will go on and on
Friday, May 14, 2010
Shattered Dreams
What can i say about today's match, we all saw everything that went down happening live. Yet again, the thought of a victory over Australia proved to be nothing more than a mirage, an image which the brain forcibly creates and deceives the eyes into seeing but in reality it just does not exist. I now realize that cricket has evolved into a science, its not just a game anymore and the Aussie team is made up of researchers, physicians, surgeons and engineers, all the time, every time ready, willing and able to revive their team back to a state of victory regardless of the situation.
We had rightly prepared ourselves for the onslaught of the Aussie pace attack but we were left perplexed when it came to White and Hussey. Damn you, never say die, positively optimistic, run scoring machine Hussey, I hate you. I hate you for not giving up, I hate you for believing in yourself, I hate you for your hard work and dedication, I hate you for performing under a million Newton tons of pressure and I hate you for making everything wrong that Pakistan did right. I hate you for making the green grease on Umar Akmal's lips look bad, I hate you for taking you optimism out on the poor cricket ball and hitting is so hard that it went out of the ground three times in the last over consecutively, I hate you for kangaroo punching us, I hate you for bullying us but I hate you most for not letting us through to the finals even though we were the most deserving, two match winning, absolutely fantastic example of a dedicated cricket team.
Who the frick do you think you are Hussey? You were supposed to let your hopes die after white got out. After watching your performance it felt like determination and dedication had an abnormal child and named him Michael Hussey. You sir are abnormal, because normal people throw in the towel when the going gets too tough and the pressure seizes the brain from functioning. I hope your abnormal ass career dies a conspiracy engulfed, terribly horrific, politically motivated death.
We painstakingly managed to reach the semi's on the basis of charity left behind by the other teams, but sadly there wasn't any more left lying around to propel us into the finals.
I applaud Pakistan for finally showing some class and a fighting spirit, but i guess it was too little to late. Unfortunately for me, I find myself in a very sad situation where I have to bow my head to the greatness of the Kangaroos and hang my head in shame because that’s the only logical thing left to do.
P.S, after writing down my thoughts and re reading them i could not help but feel that something was missing and finally i realized what it was, i forgot to elaborate on Umar Akmal and his green lips. so here's something from me to Umar Akmal, i apologize to the old guy on American idol for messing with his self created every lasting melody which coincidentally is the best thing to come out of this season of American Idol:
Grease on the lips, grease on the lips, YO lookin like a fool with the grease on your lips
We had rightly prepared ourselves for the onslaught of the Aussie pace attack but we were left perplexed when it came to White and Hussey. Damn you, never say die, positively optimistic, run scoring machine Hussey, I hate you. I hate you for not giving up, I hate you for believing in yourself, I hate you for your hard work and dedication, I hate you for performing under a million Newton tons of pressure and I hate you for making everything wrong that Pakistan did right. I hate you for making the green grease on Umar Akmal's lips look bad, I hate you for taking you optimism out on the poor cricket ball and hitting is so hard that it went out of the ground three times in the last over consecutively, I hate you for kangaroo punching us, I hate you for bullying us but I hate you most for not letting us through to the finals even though we were the most deserving, two match winning, absolutely fantastic example of a dedicated cricket team.
Who the frick do you think you are Hussey? You were supposed to let your hopes die after white got out. After watching your performance it felt like determination and dedication had an abnormal child and named him Michael Hussey. You sir are abnormal, because normal people throw in the towel when the going gets too tough and the pressure seizes the brain from functioning. I hope your abnormal ass career dies a conspiracy engulfed, terribly horrific, politically motivated death.
We painstakingly managed to reach the semi's on the basis of charity left behind by the other teams, but sadly there wasn't any more left lying around to propel us into the finals.
I applaud Pakistan for finally showing some class and a fighting spirit, but i guess it was too little to late. Unfortunately for me, I find myself in a very sad situation where I have to bow my head to the greatness of the Kangaroos and hang my head in shame because that’s the only logical thing left to do.
P.S, after writing down my thoughts and re reading them i could not help but feel that something was missing and finally i realized what it was, i forgot to elaborate on Umar Akmal and his green lips. so here's something from me to Umar Akmal, i apologize to the old guy on American idol for messing with his self created every lasting melody which coincidentally is the best thing to come out of this season of American Idol:
Grease on the lips, grease on the lips, YO lookin like a fool with the grease on your lips
Stupid, Strict Translations
Following are some strictly literal Urdu to English Translations of commonly used sentences and famous movie dialogues :
- Lalay, Naukri kar, Ghulami na kar
- Pathan's son, job do, slavery no do
- Chotay, Chai la
- Junior, tea get
- Tamatar kaisay diay?
- Tomatoes how give
- kuch kam to karo
- some less to do
- Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein.
- Big Big Countries in this small small things happening
- Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai.
- Don for waiting eleven countries police Sonia, but this know DON to arrest difficult not only impossible is
- Mohabbat bhi zindagi ki tarah hoti hai, har mod aasan nahi hota, har mod par khushi nahi milti.... Par jab hum zindagi ka saath nahi chodte to hum mohabbat ka saath kyon chhode."
- love too life is like, every turn easy not, every turn on happiness not get... but when we life along not let go then we love along why let go
- Tum soch rahi hogi ki main yeh race kyo haar gaya. Main yeh race tumhare liye har gaya. Tumhi ne kaha tha na ki mere dad ke saamne ye iki, riki, piki sab fail ho jaate hai. Kabhi-kabhi kuch jitne ke liye kuch haarna padta hai Aur haar kar jitne wale ko Baazigar kehte hai.
- You thinking that me this race why lost. i this race for you lost, you only said no that my father in front this iki, riki, piki everything fails. Sometime sometime some winning for some lose have to and lost after winning is Baazigar called
- Mogambo khush hua
- Magambo happy is
- AAJ ....aaj ek zindagi aur jeelo .aaj ek hasin aur baathlo, aaj ek sapna aur dekhlo , aaj ek aason aur peelo
- Today... today one life more live. Today one smile more spread, today one dream more see, today one tear more drink
- Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai.
- This kids for playing for thing not, hand cut if then blood out comes is.
- Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho
- Mustache have like Nathulal like have... otherwise not have
- Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai
- Whole city me lion name knows
- Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hai – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do
- Police have your four directions from surrounded have - yourself you law to surrender to
- Chalti Ka Naam Gadi
- Moving is named car
- Mere Paas Maa Hai
- I near mother is
- Arrey oh sambha kitney admi they
- O yee Sambha how many men were
- Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai
- walk dhanno! today your basanti of respect for question is
- Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai
- we where standing, queue there begins from
- Rishtey main to hum tumhare baap lagte hain magar naam hai Shenshah
- Relation in I your father am but name is Shehshah
- Kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain
- Law of hands lot long has
- Basanti in kutto ke samne mat nachna
- Basanti these dogs in front of not dance
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Some Do's and Dont's of Online Dating
Anyone who says online dating is a good way to find your soul mate is a lying retard and a loser. If you are online trying to find your significant other it only means that you have gone past rock bottom and are destined to live your life alone and die a loner's death. Honestly if you weren't such a woman repeller your family or friends might have succeeded in getting you married in a arranged way or you yourself might have successfully struck the right chord with someone already, and since you have not, it doesn't take rocket science to predict the happenings in the future of your non existent love life. I know you are one stubborn son of a gun and are bent upon making someone miserable for the rest of their life, so here are some do's and dont's of online dating.
DON’T be a Poser
The info highway is cramped with losers like you so stop pretending that you are not. Just be you lame self and someone might actually, even out of pity give you a second thought. The person on the other side of the monitor is just as big a loser as you are so why pretend?
Post your own Face
Be true to yourself and your creator and post your own pics, no matter how terribly fugly they might be. Posting fake pictures is considered as a shenanigan and will get you no where (like you are going places). Remember even negative publicity is a form of publicity itself so if a flattering picture can attract eyes, so can a butt ugly one. And one more thing, no risque photos, if no body wants to see your face, showing them your private parts will not win them over.
The First Step
Don't start your communications with a big whiny statement. Stop draining energy from the person you are communicating with by boring them with your sad stories, nobody wants to listen to the pathetic stories concerning your past or your life altogether. Be positive, but not HIV positive. I know being positive is not your thing but you can at least try. Don't be afraid to fail, if it doesn't work out don't admit to being a loser, call her a skank and move on to the next one.
DON’T be too Desperate
You might not be familiar with what a woman's touch feels like but that doesn't give you an excuse to act like a happy fool and start blurting your personal information out as soon as you talk to one. Someone might try to kill you in an attempt to rid the world of ugly if you give out your address to every crazy girl/woman/lady/trany you get in touch with online. Protecting yourself at all times is essential as people need to see the difference between pretty and horrific.
DO be a Clingy Doormat
Just when you manage to engage yourself in a serious relationship, don't ruin it all by not being a whipped, clingy, ultra sensitive doormat of a man. Don't take it slow, remember slow and steady wins the race but in your case mentally slow and steadily crazy will not make you a winner so just hang on to her like dear life. Don't make the same mistake of thinking that you are someone again, keep reminding yourself that you are a nobody and thank your lucky stars that someone has agreed to be in a relation ship with you and start worshiping them immediately.
DO lookout for Scams
Just because a supposed to be girl seems interested in you should not get you too excited. There are many online scams designed specifically for dumb desperado's like you, so watch out for them. If someone asks you for money or your bank accounts details to be your "friend", straight away tell them that you are a sad little excuse for a human being with no money and no potential. Tell them you have all the traits of a millionaire, you are bald, middle aged, extremely desperate for loving except you don't have a million bucks. This will surely scare all the scams away.
These are but just some of the tips i am giving to helpless losers, so don't act like a wise ass, take my advice and turn your life around for the better.
DON’T be a Poser
The info highway is cramped with losers like you so stop pretending that you are not. Just be you lame self and someone might actually, even out of pity give you a second thought. The person on the other side of the monitor is just as big a loser as you are so why pretend?
Post your own Face
Be true to yourself and your creator and post your own pics, no matter how terribly fugly they might be. Posting fake pictures is considered as a shenanigan and will get you no where (like you are going places). Remember even negative publicity is a form of publicity itself so if a flattering picture can attract eyes, so can a butt ugly one. And one more thing, no risque photos, if no body wants to see your face, showing them your private parts will not win them over.
The First Step
Don't start your communications with a big whiny statement. Stop draining energy from the person you are communicating with by boring them with your sad stories, nobody wants to listen to the pathetic stories concerning your past or your life altogether. Be positive, but not HIV positive. I know being positive is not your thing but you can at least try. Don't be afraid to fail, if it doesn't work out don't admit to being a loser, call her a skank and move on to the next one.
DON’T be too Desperate
You might not be familiar with what a woman's touch feels like but that doesn't give you an excuse to act like a happy fool and start blurting your personal information out as soon as you talk to one. Someone might try to kill you in an attempt to rid the world of ugly if you give out your address to every crazy girl/woman/lady/trany you get in touch with online. Protecting yourself at all times is essential as people need to see the difference between pretty and horrific.
DO be a Clingy Doormat
Just when you manage to engage yourself in a serious relationship, don't ruin it all by not being a whipped, clingy, ultra sensitive doormat of a man. Don't take it slow, remember slow and steady wins the race but in your case mentally slow and steadily crazy will not make you a winner so just hang on to her like dear life. Don't make the same mistake of thinking that you are someone again, keep reminding yourself that you are a nobody and thank your lucky stars that someone has agreed to be in a relation ship with you and start worshiping them immediately.
DO lookout for Scams
Just because a supposed to be girl seems interested in you should not get you too excited. There are many online scams designed specifically for dumb desperado's like you, so watch out for them. If someone asks you for money or your bank accounts details to be your "friend", straight away tell them that you are a sad little excuse for a human being with no money and no potential. Tell them you have all the traits of a millionaire, you are bald, middle aged, extremely desperate for loving except you don't have a million bucks. This will surely scare all the scams away.
These are but just some of the tips i am giving to helpless losers, so don't act like a wise ass, take my advice and turn your life around for the better.
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